Starship Care Bears

"This is for all you new bears: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?"

I'm so pleased to know the Care Bears finally started kicking some ass — all the greeting-card inspired caring just got to be too much. Everyone fights. No one quits from Lead Paint. (Link via Culture Kills)

Previously on Popped Culture...
The Toy Rebellion
Care Bear Carnage
Sgt. Shortcake And Rambo Brite